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[shesepankh]

Saturday morning sees Bella with her notebooks about magic all in her knapsack, her medallion safety-pinned by its chain to her bra just in case she trips the wrong way, waiting with Charlie for pickup for the Avalon trip.

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[shesepankh]

"Oh, that's like eighty percent of why I jumped straight on 'found Hogwarts', can you say multiplier effect?"

[castmyown]

Darren giggles. "Yeah, I can, and I know what it is, too! Why do you think I'm teaching you, aside from you being awesome and magic being awesome and there being an obvious option of combining them? I'm mostly just cautious, honestly."

[shesepankh]

"I do approve caution, I plan to be somewhat careful about what kind of students I take - although not about advertising the place."

[castmyown]

"Good, good. Very reasonable of you!"

[shesepankh]

"I'm super reasonable, I will be much better at Dumbledoring than Dumbledore."

[castmyown]

"You'll be really good at putting innocent babies in terrible, abusive homes?"

[shesepankh]

"No, see, that was a way in which he was bad at Dumbledoring. I'm using 'Dumbledoring' to refer to his actual job description and not his extremely dubious methodology."

[castmyown]

Darren snickers. "There we go, that's the answer I was looking for. I'll share Dumbledoring with you and not get snippy about it."

[shesepankh]

"Excellent, you'd be much worse company if you got snippy."

[castmyown]

"I really would be! Thankfully I don't seem to be in a situation where I would get snippy."

[shesepankh]

"I'm glad. Your company would be a huge loss."

[castmyown]

Darren blushes and giggles. "Thank you! You're lovely company, too."

[shesepankh]

"I would imagine that's why you asked me out, yes."

[castmyown]

"Yeah, that's the general idea of how dating works, or so I'm led to believe. I could be wrong. The point could be to ask out horrible people and try to test your own patience. "

[shesepankh]

"Your impression accords with mine! But perhaps we read the same outdated literature."

[castmyown]

"If we do, then lucky us! Having the same incorrect views of the world."

[shesepankh]

"Us and our out-of-touch models of dating will probably leave us happier than the rest of our cohort! Yay!"

[castmyown]

"Yeah! It's perfect, this is great!"

[shesepankh]

"Makes you wonder why people would do it any other way, really."

Here is their food! It is so sea-ish.

[castmyown]

That is definitely a thing that their food is!

"It really does. Though maybe they look at us and think, 'Why would they do it that way? Our way is so much better!'"

[shesepankh]

"Well, maybe, but better along what axis?"

Om nom nom fish.

[castmyown]

"On... Whatever axis those kinds of people measure on?"

Om nom nom! Delicious fish.

[shesepankh]

"Dubious. Very dubious."

[castmyown]

"Well I can't be expected to understand how people with such alien motivations work."

[shesepankh]

"Failure of perspective-taking. Deficient empathy. Oh no."