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[shesepankh]

Saturday morning sees Bella with her notebooks about magic all in her knapsack, her medallion safety-pinned by its chain to her bra just in case she trips the wrong way, waiting with Charlie for pickup for the Avalon trip.

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[castmyown]

"Good, good. Very reasonable of you!"

[shesepankh]

"I'm super reasonable, I will be much better at Dumbledoring than Dumbledore."

[castmyown]

"You'll be really good at putting innocent babies in terrible, abusive homes?"

[shesepankh]

"No, see, that was a way in which he was bad at Dumbledoring. I'm using 'Dumbledoring' to refer to his actual job description and not his extremely dubious methodology."

[castmyown]

Darren snickers. "There we go, that's the answer I was looking for. I'll share Dumbledoring with you and not get snippy about it."

[shesepankh]

"Excellent, you'd be much worse company if you got snippy."

[castmyown]

"I really would be! Thankfully I don't seem to be in a situation where I would get snippy."

[shesepankh]

"I'm glad. Your company would be a huge loss."

[castmyown]

Darren blushes and giggles. "Thank you! You're lovely company, too."

[shesepankh]

"I would imagine that's why you asked me out, yes."

[castmyown]

"Yeah, that's the general idea of how dating works, or so I'm led to believe. I could be wrong. The point could be to ask out horrible people and try to test your own patience. "

[shesepankh]

"Your impression accords with mine! But perhaps we read the same outdated literature."

[castmyown]

"If we do, then lucky us! Having the same incorrect views of the world."

[shesepankh]

"Us and our out-of-touch models of dating will probably leave us happier than the rest of our cohort! Yay!"

[castmyown]

"Yeah! It's perfect, this is great!"

[shesepankh]

"Makes you wonder why people would do it any other way, really."

Here is their food! It is so sea-ish.

[castmyown]

That is definitely a thing that their food is!

"It really does. Though maybe they look at us and think, 'Why would they do it that way? Our way is so much better!'"

[shesepankh]

"Well, maybe, but better along what axis?"

Om nom nom fish.

[castmyown]

"On... Whatever axis those kinds of people measure on?"

Om nom nom! Delicious fish.

[shesepankh]

"Dubious. Very dubious."

[castmyown]

"Well I can't be expected to understand how people with such alien motivations work."

[shesepankh]

"Failure of perspective-taking. Deficient empathy. Oh no."

[castmyown]

"This is what happens when I skip my class on Remedial Ethics."

[shesepankh]

"You will have to study hard for the final if you want to pass."

[castmyown]

"I really will. Will you help me study it? I might need a tutor."